Black Or White, Wait, Can I Choose Both?

Now, as I look at these pictures, how I regret cutting my hair...

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PS, I LOVE APPLE PIE. And yes, once Medium (Largest cup size -- not the cup you're thinking you perv!) Iced Milo is equivalent to THREE cups.

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School was death. Thank God Gladys, Jameson and Jasmine came to accompany me during recess.

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I WENT FOR A HAIRCUT TODAY AND I SWEAR I HATE IT TO THE MAX!!! I LOOK DAMN KIDDISH AND I LOOK LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE. OMG. I WANNA DIE. AHHHHHHH. MY HAIR'S RUINED. MY LIFE'S GOING TO BE RUINED. I'M GOING TO BE SO DEAD. I HATE MY HAIR!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Anyway, that was because I hate Ah Bengs. Jasmine, Jameson, Gladys and I were supposed to go to J & Jas for me to cut my hair, but a pack of Ah Bengs were there and I was totally TURNED OFF. So I was like, "SIAN!". If only I could have JUST freaking gone in, right?! UGGGGGGH.

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So I went to this salon, I thought, OK, since he trimmed Gladyses' hair to be nice, I thought, why don't I let him touch my nice hair. FARRRRRRRCIKAK, he's so not confident, he kept asking questions, he kept being so rebellious like, "Didn't you say you wanted "V" shape?", "Well, I'LL GIVE YOU A 'V' SHAPE, and that's someone's VAGINA!!!". Uh, no. I didn't say that.

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But still!!! The point was this, he was unprofessional, he was not confident, he was lazy, he was THE WORST OF EVERY HAIRSTYLIST I HAVE EVER MET. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I freaking said I wanted to keep my sideburn, HE FLUCKING CUT IT AWAY. MY WHOLE MONTH WAITING FOR IT TO GROW LONG WAS WASTED. And he said it wasn't called a sideburn PLUS he said "It wasn't nice if my hair would to be that short and have a sideburn", FLUCK YOU AND YOUR FLUCKING TASTE. I know it would be nice and I've had my hair cut short before with a long sideburn, so you're in no position to tell me whether I would look nice or not.

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PLUS!!! YOU FREAKING CUT AWAY MY SIDEBURN, how am I supposed to keep the other sideburn?! I'M NOT GONNA KEEP ONE SIDEBURN AND THE OTHER ONE'S NOTHING. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM FREAKING HATE HIM. Nabuey. Then before the whole catastrophe, I actually asked him to wash my hair because I had WAX, and how could you cut if you had WAX clumping all your hair up? HE SAID, "No need lah". WAHHHH. PHUAAA DENG DENG!

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I HATE MY HAIR. I'M NEVER GOING TO THAT SALON EVER EVER EVER AGAIN. I LOOK LIKE A FLUCKING SEC ONE. I AM UGLY AND I LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT. THIS IS MY WORST PERIOD AND TO HAVE SOMETHING AS FUGLY AS MY HAIR COME IN, IT'LL BE SO DISASTROUS. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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I'M GONNA FREAKING SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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I WANNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!

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WHY DID I EVEN CHOOSE TO GO THAT SALON?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!? WHY DIDN'T I JUST GOOOOOOOOOOOO J & JAS, I'M THE STUPIDEST DUMBEST IDIOTICEST PERSON ALIVE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Oh well, this gives me another good excuse not to go to school tomorrow. Love you guys. =D