Thursday, August 6, 2009

A Twist In The Story

HELLO!

Alright, for the record, this is not Eugene Syn typing...go guess who i am man! (:
Just decided that i shall spam his blog for abit... so courtesy of Mr Eugene Syn here's a post to display his retarded-ness, and mad-ness(:

ps: (let's put it in a story form okae?)

to start the ball rolling...



Once upon a time, there was a man called Mr Syn, who enjoyed thinking...
Mr Syn was a very proud Singaporean, and he potrayd this in every possible way, even on his bag!
His favourite hang-out is at parks where the atmosphere is serene enough for him to think...
When not staring into space thinking, Mr Syn is thinking by challenging his brain with academics in the library...
Sometimes....he becomes cross-eyed from thinking too much!!!
Once in awhile, Mr Syn will reflect on what he has thought about and think if he should have thought about it...
And because of the excessive thinking...he goes crazy AGAIN! (poor Mr Syn)
Mr Syn also hs another interesting trait, from this angle he looks like a female, and the pouty lips are a great effect!
Mr Syn... is one man who finds joy in clothes, he even thinks on them! (see the question mark!)
After 16 years, 10 months and 24 days of thinking, Mr Syn has developed a very good skill of thinking while posing for photos.
Mr Syn thinks so much that he does it even on public transports, and it has taken a toll on him (note: pimple) STRESS AH!
As a result of all the thinking, there are times where all you can see is his EYE...
Due to Mr Syn's excessive thinking nature, his hair turns pink... this is definitely is UNLIKE NORMAL HUMANS who instead have grey hair.
Poor Mr Syn sometimes thinks so much that his eyes get so small...): tragic
And then, BANG! he gets an enlightenment!!! and the eyes get bigger! -claps-
Sometimes Mr Syn takes a break from thinking about thinking and instead thinks about math. GOOD JOB MR SYN!
Another tragic fact, it gets chilly to think so much sometimes bt wa-lah! Mr Syn has a sweater...
And when the chill is over, what does Mr Syn think about!? FOOD! and hence to BK he went.

Right now Mr Syn is busy thinking while eating, he has recently developed this new skill. We will not be posting photos of Mr Syn's meal to respect his privacy, thank you for your kind cooperation and understanding...

All you little kids out there, please learn from Mr Syn, however, be careful to not think excessively unless you're dying to have pink hair...(:
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sidenote: hope you guys enjoyed the story of Mr Syn...

more chapters of the book 'The Life of Mr Syn' will be published in the near future...
-steph. (omg i just exposed myself, =D)

oh and before i end off... i found out that there is a favor-freak-of-a-woman who keeps bugging my best friend. *beep*-off man you! (i shall maintain my diplomacy by beeping all the not so nice words) geez, just get a *beeep* life and do your own *beep* favors. If you want *beep* songs then go on the *beep* internet... if you want to find out fare prices, go get*beep* street-smarter! sheesh. be more *beep* independant can! so lame you *beep*

YAY, okay, done(: byebye.

Eugene's Note: YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHHA!!! OMG STEPHANIE PUT YOUR CREATIVITY TO GOOD USE! HAHAHAHA!!! And yes, this is good use. LOL! And stop already with the Mr Syn!!! HAHAHAAHA!!!

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